T1
Intern Ian
Always ready with a joke and a jab!
10 $NIPPLES
+0.80/day
Live on Base
Hire doctors.
Earn $NIPPLES
The hospital where we grow chests and wallets!
Recruit a pixel medical staff on Base, watch rewards accrue every single second, and cash out whenever you want. No appointment needed.
Doctors hired
0
and counting, live on-chain
Total supply
70,000
$NIPPLES — hard cap, ever
Daily yield
10%
of doctor price, paid every second
Referral
10%
paid instantly on-chain
The dream team
Meet the staff
Four questionable medical professionals, one mission: growing your bag. Hire them, they work every second.
T2
Nurse Joy
Specializes in tickle therapy
26 $NIPPLES
+2.21/day
T3
Dr. Giggles
Still learning, often causing chaos
42 $NIPPLES
+3.78/day
T4
Dr. Nip Tuck
Our plastic surgeon with a twist
68 $NIPPLES
+6.80/day
Treatment plan
How it works
Four steps between you and a hospital empire. No medical degree required.
Step 01
Get $NIPPLES
Swap ETH for $NIPPLES on Uniswap. That's your hiring budget.
Step 02
Hire your staff
Recruit doctors from Intern Ian to Dr. Nip Tuck. The higher the tier, the bigger the daily yield.
Step 03
Earn every second
Your staff never sleeps. Rewards accrue second by second, straight from the on-chain reserve.
Step 04
Cash out anytime
Claim your $NIPPLES as soon as 60 seconds after hiring. Your rewards, your call.
Supply & distribution
Hospital tokenomics
Only 70,000 $NIPPLES
Where every hire goes
70%
20%
- 70% Rewards reserve
- 20% Marketing
- 10% Team
10% referral, on-chain
Bring a friend to the ward: you earn 10% of every doctor they hire, paid instantly by the contract.
Claim from 60s
Rewards accrue every second and can be claimed as soon as 60 seconds after hiring. No lockups.
Don't trust — verify
Token
…
Verified source on Basescan
Game contract
…
Pays referrals & runs the swap
Rewards reserve
…
Funds every claim, in the open
Reserve health:—
Liquidity locked at launch — link published here
Hospital cam
See the hospital in action
► Hospital_cam_01
Rec